Tongue twisters for adults - the best selection: 110 funny, funny, vulgar tongue twisters

A selection of tongue twisters for adults to lift your spirits.

Tongue twisters are not only a way to improve a person’s speech. These word combinations can also be used to entertain guests. As a rule, people fail to pronounce a specific phrase correctly the first time; they change the words, or pronounce them without pronouncing the sounds correctly, and this is what becomes a peculiar highlight.

In our article you will find a large number of funny, funny, vulgar tongue twisters for adults, suitable for noisy feasts and corporate events. We will also offer you simple short and long complex tongue twisters that will help you improve your diction.

Funny tongue twisters for adults for a fun feast

Funny tongue twisters for adults for a fun feast
Funny tongue twisters for adults for a fun feast:

The longboat arrived at the port of Madras. The sailor brought a mattress on board. In the port of Madras, a sailor's mattress was torn apart in a fight by albatrosses.
Once upon a time I was scaring a jackdaw , I noticed a parrot in the bushes, And then the parrot said: “You scare the jackdaws, pop, scare. But just jackdaw, pop, scare, Don’t you dare scare the parrot!”
They took off Nadezhda's colored clothes, Without clothes Nadezhda does not attract as before.
The snake was bitten by the snake. I can't get along with the snake. I’ve already become narrower from horror - the snake will eat it for dinner.
Sasha quickly dries the dryers . I dried about six dryers. And the old ladies of Sushki Sasha’s funny hurry to eat
Getting into a taxi, the dachshund asked: “What is the fare?” And the taxi driver replied: “We drive taxis just like that.”
Upon arrival in Tahiti, don’t hide it, aunts, titi. There is no reason for the aunts to hide in Tahiti. There, aunts hold their tits in high esteem, so tits come in handy for aunts. To become one of your own in Tahiti, don’t hide it, auntie, to become one. Rip everything off, don’t languish, for the events in Tahiti.
The Balcony suffered painfully. He was in love with Balkonika. Just think - and she was in love with Balcony!
The red face is on fire, the hair is on end, the eyes are like headlights... This is not a thriller on the TV screen - This is my dad returning from the bathhouse.
The vodka in the glass plays and sparkles. It pleases the soul and warms the womb. If vodka interferes with studying, give it up, such studies!
operator photocopied what was copied.
A macho man on a ranch in a poncho eats lecho and kharcho.
The killer in the villa eats chili with forks.
The upper echelons were drunk, marching towards their sponsors along the highway.
Konstantin noted the incident with the intendant and the precedent with the applicant.

Causes of burr

Burr speech can have different reasons:

Atypical structure of the oral cavity, for example, insufficient length of the frenulum, protruding lower jaw, inert tongue. This disrupts the functioning of the articulatory apparatus and the person burrs at the letter “r”.
Organic hearing impairment. Hearing loss leads to underdevelopment of the motor side of speech and incorrect pronunciation.
Heredity. There is an opinion that there is a high probability of inheriting such a defect from parents.
Psychological. As a result of severe stress or an unforeseen situation, a malfunction of the body may occur and the pronunciation of certain sounds may change.
Social. If parents do not pay attention to how the child speaks and do not take timely measures to correct speech impairment, burr can remain with him for a long time.

In cases where the movements of the tongue are restrained by a short frenulum, an operative method is used. But as practice shows, they are quite rare.

Reasonable questions arise: “Is burr curable?” and “How to get rid of it and stop burring the letter “r”?

Moreover, some want to quickly stop burring. Let’s immediately make a reservation that it will not be possible to avoid burring the letter “r” in 1 day - there are no such techniques.

Work, work and more work in working on yourself can lead you to your cherished goal!

Long tongue twisters for adults for fun

Long tongue twisters for adults for fun
Long tongue twisters for adults for fun:

You even stained your neck, even your ears with black mascara. Get in the shower quickly. Rinse the mascara off your ears in the shower. Rinse off the mascara from your neck in the shower. After your shower, dry yourself off. Dry your neck, dry your ears, and don’t dirty your ears anymore.
The cap is sewn, but not in the Kolpakov style, The bell is poured, but not in the Kolokolov style. It is necessary to re-cap, re-cap. The bell needs to be re-belled, re-belled.
The thought of the meaning of meaninglessness is meaningless, because the meaning of meaninglessness is its meaninglessness, and the comprehension of meaninglessness makes meaninglessness meaningless.
Mayors grab too much. Mayors are not familiar with the measure. Let's set a measure for the mayor. We will take action against all mayors
from near Kostroma, from near Kostromishchi. They talked about trading, and about purchases, about cereals, and about reinforcements.
Praskovya traded the crucian carp for three pairs of striped piglets. The piglets ran through the dew, The piglets caught a cold, but not all of them.
Under the mountain near a pine forest Once upon a time there lived four old women, all four big talkers. All day long on the threshold of the hut they chattered like turkeys. The cuckoos in the pines fell silent, the frogs crawled out of the puddle, the poplars tilted their tops - to hear the old women chatting.
Yaroslav and Yaroslavna settled in Yaroslavl. Yaroslav and Yaroslavna live nicely in Yaroslavl.
Pyotr Petrovich, nicknamed Perov, caught a pigtail bird, carried it around the market, asked for fifty dollars, they gave him a nickel, and he sold it like that.
The pig snouted, white-nosed, blunt-nosed, dug up half the yard with its snout, dug, dug. That’s why Khavronya was given a snout, so that she could dig.
An avalanche of snow slid down from half, slid down from half of a gently sloping mountain. Another half of the snow avalanche lies on the flat mountain for the time being.
Oh, what an evil frost you are! Your nose gets cold in the cold! But I’m not afraid of frost - I’ll cover my nose with a mitten! And let the evil frost be angry that I hid my nose!
White snow, white chalk, The white hare is also white. But the squirrel is not white - it wasn’t even white.
The bunny is cold in winter. The bunny is hungry in winter. The bunny's teeth are chattering, so they want carrots.
In winter, the finch began to feel cold. I took some grains from the owner... My finch ate all the grains! You can't be hungry in winter!

Tongue twisters for adult competitions at corporate events

Tongue twisters for competitions for adults at corporate parties
Tongue twisters for competitions for adults at corporate parties:

By getting used to work, the worker accumulates work, earnings are earned from working, and earnings are earned from overwork.
Our trains are the most train-sized trains in the world, and no train-packed trains can surpass our train-packed trains in terms of trainness!
Crane operators and stokers in Kremenchug fed castrated crocodiles with crusts from a pan in a tavern near Kerch.
There were jackdaw cubs visiting wolf cubs, there were wolf cubs visiting jackdaw cubs. Nowadays the wolf cubs are making noise like jackdaws. And, like cubs, the cubs are silent.
It was in Babylon. The emotional Babylonian Barbara felt the emotion of the insensitive Babylonian Babylon of Babylon - the Babylonian.
Dostoevsky took out disks and boards, and for a long time gave amazing dopings and batons to the satisfied children.
Fighters need to have their ears pulled out. Do they fight with torn ears? And heart-to-heart conversations are for those with fearless ears.
Cranes and larks complain to the gendarmes about the brutal heat, ground beetles and beetles are fattening, and fried boiled pork with plantains.
Pankrat Kondratov forgot his jack. Kondrat cannot lift a tractor on the road without a jack.
A goat walks with a sideways goat , a goat walks with a barefoot goat, a goat walks with a sideways goat, a goat walks with a barefoot goat.

What to do if you burr?

A specialist who can really help cure burr and learn not to burr the letter “r” is a speech therapist. Professional knowledge is never superfluous. Moreover, rhotacism, also called burr, is a fairly common phenomenon among adults and children.

Proper sound production, working with the articulatory apparatus, speech therapy massage of the tongue, special exercises to correct burr - all this is in the arsenal of a professional specialist. And all this can give you back freedom in communication and pleasure from the sound of your own voice.

Seeing a speech therapist to unlearn how to burr is especially important for parents of children over 6 years old. Until this age, while the speech apparatus is developing, unclear pronunciation of the letter “r” is considered normal.

Short tongue twisters for adults to lift your spirits

Short tongue twisters for adults to lift your spirits
Short tongue twisters for adults to lift your spirits:

In Kabardino -Balkaria, valocordin from Bulgaria.
I am a vertical climber . I can twist my stump, I can twist my stump.
Fedka eats radish with vodka, eats Fedka with vodka and radish.
from truck to truck . During a thunderstorm, the body fell apart in the mud from a load of watermelons.
Senya is carrying Sanya and Sonya in a sled. Sleigh hop! Senya - from the feet, Sanya - to the side, Sonya - to the forehead. Everything is in a snowdrift - bang!
I smoked a Turkish pipe , I pecked the trigger at the grain. Don't smoke, Turk, pipes, don't peck, smoke, grains!
The colonel spoke to the lieutenant colonel , the ensign to the sub-ensign, the lieutenant to the second lieutenant, but forgot about the sub-lieutenant.
from near the Kostroma region , they talked about trading and shopping, about cereals and about reinforcements.
Palmists and surgeons characterize rickets by fragility of cartilage and chronic chromosomal harakiri.
Women's stomachs are not susceptible to jaundice and heartburn; acorn jelly heals.
Chinese karatekas comically contort their limbs while shouting “Kiya!” - terrible spells.
Mesozoic fellows killed mammoths with stone hammers.
Another master at the registry registered gastritis, cysts, worms and AIDS.
The wind rustles the trees , our hedgehog is in a hurry to get home. And when a wolf meets him, a click comes at the hedgehog with its teeth. The hedgehog showed his needles, the wolf ran away in fear.
The crested little girls laughed with laughter: ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Funny tongue twisters for adults for noisy parties

Funny tongue twisters for adults for noisy parties
Funny tongue twisters for adults for noisy parties:

Turner Rappoport sawed through the pass, rasp and support.
Either Borya bought a roll of roofing felt for Tolya, or Tolya bought a roll of roofing felt for Borya.
Skinny, weak Koschey is dragging a box of vegetables.
Three million lemons for a million chameleons.
This monsieur eats monpensiers, and the brats suck lollipops.
This is not colonialism , but neocolonialism.
in Yalta at midnight.
rustles his silks in the hut. And, juggling with knives, he eats a piece of fig.
The violent Byaka is loud, Byaka Buka is threatening, Byaka Buka is insolent, Byaka Buka is pushing.
a funny monkey . Bananas were thrown to a funny monkey.
Managed to sleep through the opportunity to get laid.
Altyn breaks through the tyn, and Poltina kills Martyn.
Tsekalo tiptoed chicks. Tsekalo's chick clings tenaciously.
Cook Pyotr and cook Pavel recklessly listened to all sorts of rubbish, but if they listened to Russian radio, everything would be fine.
For a quarter of an hour , the little siskin sang ditties on the ivy tree; a black cat, a big eccentric, climbed into the attic to listen.

Tongue twisters for an adult company at the holiday table

Funny tongue twisters for adults at the holiday table
Funny tongue twisters for adults at the holiday table:

The Terminator does not require a thermometer. The terminator has a low-grade fever.
A fat toad gave birth to a hedgehog, and two fat snakes lay in a puddle.
There is grass in the yard, there is firewood on the grass, There are lads on the wood, like smoked lads, All the lads are in the firewood. Nice grass!
The fishermen in the wheelhouse of the barge took beet, fish and lamb, chose the master’s pressure chamber, and Brezhnev’s brother’s eyebrows were shaved.
A lilac eye picker with half-broken legs.
Advertising for grips has seams with coverage, but potholders without coverage have been snatched up.
Merchandisers lied - samovar sampling was disrupted!
Wasn’t it me you sweetly begged for love? And into the mists of the estuary they beckoned me?
I slept, washed, had breakfast, took a walk, had lunch.
If “if” is before “after”, then “after” is after “if”. If “if” is after “after”, then “after” is before “if”.
Dasha, will you give the girl some cheap mascara?
If you get a tire , you'll drive the car.
Kuzya washes his belly in the jacuzzi.
The moderator moderated , moderated, but did not moderate.
I'm driving through a pothole, I won't get out of the pothole.

Tongue twisters (for those who have difficulty pronouncing “R”)

I found it for my Ilyushka, maybe it will be useful for someone else

A tongue twister is a frequent tongue twister, a pure tongue twister, a type of folded speech, with repetition and rearrangement of the same letters or syllables, confusing or difficult to pronounce (from V.I. Dahl’s Explanatory Dictionary).

If a little person is not given a letter, then with the help of tongue twisters, you can achieve great success in correcting incorrect pronunciation of sounds, syllables, incorrect stress, etc.

Tongue twisters (R)

On a black night, a black cat jumped into a black chimney. There is blackness in the chimney. Find the cat there.

* * * The rook says to the rook: “Fly with the rooks to the doctor, It’s time for them to get vaccinated to strengthen their feathers!

* * * The pig dug, dug, dug half a snout.

* * * Open the gate, Varvara, and chop wood on the grass in the yard.

* * * Like at dawn Two Peters and three Fedorkas Compete with Yegorka Speak quickly.

* * * Lumberjacks chopped down oak trees into log houses.

* * * Roma was afraid of the thunder. He roared louder than thunder. From such a roar the thunder hid behind a hillock.

Yegor walked through the yard, carrying an ax to repair the fence.

* * * The mouse jumped out from under the locker, And again under the locker.

* * * Osip is yelling, Arkhip is not far behind - Who will out-shout whom. Osip-osip, Arkhip - hoarse

* * * The crab made a rake for the crab, Gave the rake to the crab: Rake the gravel, crab.

* * * Karl stole corals from Clara, and Clara stole a clarinet from Karl.

* * * Two woodcutters, two wood splitters, two woodcutters were talking about Larya, about Larka, about Larya’s wife.

* * * In the darkness, crayfish make noise in a fight.

* * * Makar gave Roman caramel, And Roman gave Makar a pencil.

I'm a piggy, I'm a piggy, I'm bathing my belly in a puddle. Why take a shower, since there are so many puddles in the world.

The Lion came out from behind the mountain And, after thinking, said: -RRRY!

A cockatoo flew up: -What did you mean? Will I tear it apart and tear it apart? Will I smash it and scatter it? Will I scare everyone away?

Lev said: -I'm just RRRRRADED!

* * * Near the river Rosla Rowan. And the Tekla River, Ryabila. In the middle is the Depth, FISH-BI-NA was walking there. This fish is the King of Fish, called the Minnow.

* * * The janitor held the door for two days - The wooden house trembled. The wind tugged at this door. The janitor thought it was a beast.

* * * Tongue twister FORTY FORTY

Forty forty For their forties Forty shirts, Without quarreling, they scribble. Forty shirts Stitched on time - Forty forty immediately quarreled.

Roma is not afraid of thunder or thunder.

- Kra! - The crow screams. - Theft! Guard! Robbery! The missing! The thief sneaked in early in the morning! He stole the brooch from his pocket! Pencil! Cardboard! Traffic jam! And a beautiful Box! - Stop, crow, don't scream! Don't shout, shut up. You can't live without deception. You don't have a pocket. - How! - The crow jumped and blinked in surprise. - Why didn’t you say so earlier? Car-r-raul! Car-r-rman Ukr-r-rali!

* * * Once upon a time a crucian carp gave a coloring book to a little crucian. And Karas said: “Color, Karasyonok, a fairy tale!” On the coloring page Karasenka - Three cheerful little pigs: Karasenko repainted the piglets into crucian carp!

* * * The bear, walking towards the market, carried a jar of honey to sell. Suddenly the bear is attacked - the wasps decided to attack! A bear with an army of aspen fought with a torn out aspen. How could he not fall into a rage, If the wasps climbed into the mouth, Stung anywhere, They got it for this.

* * * Clara the King crept towards Lara.

* * * The Greek was driving across the river, The Greek sees a cancer in the river, He put the Greek’s hand in the river, The cancer grabbed the Greek’s hand.

* * * A simple and modest shadow is cast by the reeds.

* * * Under the roof of the box of the apartment building, a mansion hid in a secluded closet.

* * * I’ll cut through the circle, see my mother through, take my sister out.

* * * On the roads of Aragon the dragons of the Don guard.

* * * The blackbird is simple - a stubborn tail, an agile nose.

* * * There is firewood in the yard, firewood behind the yard, firewood under the yard, firewood above the yard, firewood along the yard, firewood across the width of the yard, the yard will not accommodate firewood. Eject the firewood back to the wood yard.

* * * Blackbird, blackbird, Simple, simple, Forged nose, Iron tail.

* * * The city of Nerl on the Nerl River.

* * * Rake-row, broom-revenge, oars-carry, runners crawl.

* * * The Greek heroes turned rivers, turned mountains, Pythagoras had grief.

* * * It’s a hassle to catch a cunning magpie, And forty forty is forty hassle.

* * * Look how simple the frame is: right angles and square edges.

* * * The crow missed the crow.

* * * Dybra is an animal in the wilds of the tundra, like the beaver and otter, the enemy of the cobra and the powder. He vigorously rips the cedar kernels and crushes the goodness in the depths.

* * * Behind the mountain is a hill with sacks. I’ll go out onto the hill and straighten the sack.

* * * There is grass growing in the yard, and there is firewood on the grass. Don't cut wood on the grass in your yard.

* * * In a country spread out to the cardinal points, the wind spreads miles and miles.

Tongue twisters for a group of adults at the table

Tongue twisters for a group of adults at a table
Tongue twisters for a group of adults at a table:

A certified dentist chisels a cavity with a chisel.
The masterpiece of a masterpiece makes a masterpiece of the masterpiece.
Let Kirkorov's pickaxe break off the crusts.
The city smells only of you... Again there are interruptions in hot water.
He came unexpectedly - uninvited, and said that you were drying up with melancholy. I went into the bath for a minute and put on high heels and stockings.
The ship was carrying caramel, the ship ran aground, and the sailors ate the caramel aground for two weeks.
The organization organically organized the orgasm of the organized organic organs of the organ.
dreamed that the dirty Ivans were terrible. And the Ivans are not dirty and not formidable even for Grozny.
The cheerful Mrs. and Mr. Vinegar cheered up the sleepy gopher who was not amused.
Tell us about your purchases. What about purchases? About shopping, about shopping, about my shopping. About your purchases, about our purchases.
When I'm in a hurry, I eat noodles. I'll finish the noodles and hurry. I'm in a hurry. Noodle noodles.
Well, I'll make everyone laugh again. The king saved a penny for his crown. Yes, instead of a crown, he bought a cow, and this king saved up for a cow.
There is a stack on the window, not presented, not identified. The grip came to reveal it - presented it, and revealed it.
Count Toto plays lotto, and Countess Toto knows that Count Toto plays lotto. If Count Toto knew about what Countess Toto knows about the fact that Count Toto plays lotto, then Count Toto would never play lotto in his life.
Shishiga walked along the highway, his pants rustling. The step will take a step, whisper: “Error,” wiggle its ears.

What is burr?

Burr is a speech defect in which the pronunciation of the sound “r” is impaired. Or rather, it is distorted, replaced by other sounds, or absent altogether.

The most difficult words for burry people are words with the letter “r”:

Instead of “r”, a burry person pronounces the sounds “g” (kran-kgan), “d” (red-kdasny), “l” (steam locomotive), “y” (fish-yyba), “v” (steep- kvutoy), “y” (lynx-yys) or skips completely (ruka-uka).

And I must say, this does not have the best effect on the quality of life due to emotional discomfort.

Why is this happening? Why do people burr?

Adults long and complex tongue twisters with text

Adult long and complex tongue twisters with text
Adults long and complex tongue twisters with text:

Not the one, comrades, a comrade to a comrade, Who with comrades is a comrade to a comrade, But the one, comrades, a comrade to a comrade, Who without comrades is a comrade to a comrade.
Programmers encapsulated, encapsulated, Encapsulated, encapsulated, and under-encapsulated.
In the depths of the tundra, otters in gaiters poke cedar kernels into buckets! Having torn out the gaiters from an otter in the tundra, wipe the cedar kernels with the otter, wipe the otter's face with the gaiters - the kernels into buckets, the otter into the tundra.
On Thursday the fourth, at four and a quarter o'clock , four little black, grimy little devils were drawing a drawing in black ink. Extremely clean, extremely clear.
Your sexton will not over-sex our sexton : our sexton will over-sex your sexton, over-sex.
The hysterically nervous constitutionalist Constantine was found acclimatized in constitutional Constantinople and with calm dignity inventing a pneumatic bag puncher.
The cap is sewn, but not in the Kolpakov style; the bell is poured, but not in the Kolokolov style. It is necessary to re-cap, re-cap. The bell needs to be re-belled, re-belled.
Feofan Mitrofanovich has three sons Feofanovich , three daughters Feofanovna, three granddaughters Mitrofanovna.
Once upon a time there lived three Chinese: Yak, Yak-Tsin-Drak, Yak-Tsin-Drak-Tsindrakokoni. Once upon a time there were three Chinese women: Tsipa, Tsipa-Dripa, Tsipa-Dripa-Limpomponi. So they married Yak to Tsipa, Yak-Tsin-Drak to Tsipa-Dripi, and Yak-Tsin-Drak-Tsindrakokoni to Tsipa-Dripa-Limpomponi.
If you lived near a blackberry tree, then it means that you are familiar with blackberry jam , and not at all with the usual strawberry jam. But if you lived near a blackberry tree, and if you lived near a strawberry tree, and if you didn’t spare time for the forest, then that means you ate excellent blackberry jam, strawberry jam every day.

How to cure burr yourself

In order to remove burr, you should:

learn deep breathing using the diaphragm;
perform special exercises for burring, aimed at developing the muscles of the tongue and lips.

Breathing technique

If you observe yourself, you can see that breathing is most directly involved in the pronunciation of sounds. Try to pronounce the sound “p” without breathing - it turns out to be an empty slap with your lips. The sound “p” appears only on exhalation.

The same is with the sound “r” - the deeper the breath and the stronger the exhalation, the brighter the “rrrrrr” sounds.

To get rid of burr in adults, mastering the deep breathing technique is mandatory.

Stand up straight.
Exhale, drawing in your stomach.
Begin by inhaling deeply through your nose, pushing your belly out to fill the lower regions of your lungs. Try not to lift your shoulders up.
Exhale, first contracting your abdominal muscles and sending a powerful stream of air through your vocal cords.
While exhaling like this, pronounce any sounds.

It is important not to have your head in the clouds, but to carefully monitor the process, sensations and results. It turns out?

And now - exercises.

Exercises for burrs

To stop burring, focus on “stirring up” your tongue. It plays a major role in the articulation of the problematic sound “r”. When the tip of the tongue vibrates against the upper palate near the upper incisors, the sound “r” is produced.

Therefore, to stop burring:

bite your tongue along the entire length;
stretch out and show your tongue to your reflection in the mirror :);
roll it into a tube;
open your mouth and try to perform transverse turns with your tongue;
make circular movements behind your cheeks;
click;
pronounce the sound “r” at different positions of the tongue - near the palate closer to the base, in the middle, near the upper teeth.

When your tongue becomes trained and obedient, you can praise yourself - you did a good job!

Dirty tongue twisters for an adult competition at a party

Vulgar tongue twisters for an adult competition at a party
Vulgar tongue twisters for an adult competition at a party:

Kolya was driving towards Olya through the field. He sees: Tolya is coming to Olya. Kolya Tolya uses a crowbar to his heart's content: In a word, the crowbar is a bummer... and passion.
In the department store upstairs I bought a dokha with fur, But apparently I made a mistake here - The dokha is not warm... Absolutely. (Well, do you understand which word needs to be inserted?)
Shura Semashko groped Natasha, And the orderly Negoshin killed the tambourine.
Pisces and Cancer got married. Cancer placed the fish cancerously. You will have to sweat, Cancer, since you have entered into a legal marriage.
You rubbed your hands contentedly , brazenly undressed with your eyes... Your trousers puffed up invitingly. There was an intensity of passion in everything.
The zeppelins kissed the boys in the cellophane, the cyberfiller tutted an integer process to the numbers, and the cyanide chicks latched onto the tsunami, the heron and the cent danced a chaste excess.
If it weren't raining, I'd go and poop under a spreading bush and wipe myself with a leaf.
In the city of Kalyazevo, the girls jinxed us, and if they hadn’t jinxed us, we wouldn’t have gotten rid of them.
My darling, my darling, don’t lie with your back to me , but lie down on your chest and reach for the weapon.
Darkness is a friend of youth, you can’t see your face in the dark: “I love you, I love you too!” -I want you, I want you too, -What is your name? Seryozha... -Wow, damn it, me too!